No, still not a lamp. Leg. Statue. “Yeah! A staaaatue!” “Ralphie!”
I’ve been given the prestigiously obscure Liebster Award, in which one blogger with fewer than 200 followers writes trivia and answers to random questions about themselves, and then tags a bunch of other bloggers with fewer than 200 followers to write more trivia and more random questions. My eternal thanks to Lady Blue Whimsy for sharing the fun with me!
L’Trivia du Moi
Firstly, I’m supposed to talk about myself.
1) Hello, my name is David, I like fantasy stories and run a modest blog visited by wonderful people which I’ve somewhat embarrassingly been neglecting for several months.
“That’s no good! Why, that’s not even conversation!”*
2) Alright, how about this? I’m currently listening to the achingly beautiful soundtrack from The NeverEnding Story (1984).
“Ah, that’s better. Any other amusing trivialities?”
3) I can struggle my way through Latin, even the medieval variant, preferably if I have Cassell’s Latin Dictionary at hand…and William Whitaker’s Words.
4) My workplace got robbed recently, but it was my day off (no one got hurt, fortunately!).
5) I recently counted over two dozen unread books in my bedroom, the thought of which leaves me simultaneously sad (they are unread) and very happy (BOOKS TO BE READ!).
6) Since discovering him about a month ago, I have spent many hours listening to the Tolkien Professor podcast by Dr. Corey Olsen. IT IS AMAZING. If you love talking about Tolkien and taking his works seriously, definitely give this guy a listen. What he’s done is take the world of academic Tolkien Studies, which is struggling valiantly for recognition amongst mainstream academia, and brought it to the masses. There are close to 300 episodes already, but they are organized into different series: some go through The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, and The Silmarillion chapter-by-chapter, others speculate about Peter Jackson’s Hobbit trilogy, some are recordings of the actual class lectures he gives at Washington College or Mythgard Institute. Basically, if you read my blog and like Tolkien, immediately add this podcast to your listening list.
7) I like people more than I let on.
Answers to Lady Blue Whimsy’s Questions
1. If you could date a fictional character, whom would it be?
Probably Gwyneth Blair. I’d probably have more to talk about with her than with most other fictional women I can think of, and I’m pretty sure we’d get along.
2. If you could travel either forwards or backwards in time, which one, and why?
Backwards. Something about traveling to the future just feels wrong, like cheating. But, especially being a historian by training, I thrill at the idea of traveling back and actually experiencing the things we can now only study through texts, archaeology, and such clues. It’s like the ultimate primary source! Of course, I have a feeling that even if backwards time travel existed, historians would still argue angrily over what “really” happened. Everyone who went back to a particular event would see it differently. Even when the facts match up, “history” is often merely the interpretation that wins out in the mainstream.
3. Vanilla, chocolate, or Superman ice cream?
Wha–Superman ice cream? What’s that? Does it taste like the American dream? (And why does that sound awful?) Like Truth, Justice, and the American Way? Like Krypton? Oh wait, I guess it’s a real thing. Hm, never had it. Personally, I can’t resist an excellent vanilla OR an excellent chocolate ice cream, and I combine them whenever I get the chance.
4. If you had to name your children after your family and relatives, which five names would you pick?
Five all for one kid? Hehe, I’m guessing this is five names in general. Well, perhaps: Rose (or some variant, my family has many), Audrey, Orlando, Joseph, Michael.
5. What one type of food or dish could you eat every day for the rest of your life?
6. If you could be a fictional character, whom would you be?
Be? I’ll go with Ridley Dow, from the wonderful Bell at Sealey Head by Patricia McKillip. A kind-hearted but absent-minded scholar of the arcane, he cuts a mysterious and dashing figure when he arrives at the Cauleys’ Inn during a storm. I used to imagine myself as a roguish swashbuckler, but Ridley’s brand of dramatic scholarship is a slightly more realistic goal for me, but no less romantic. He gets to study magical, Fey happenings and save (and end up with) the woman he loves, all while making some very good friends and dressing pretty cool.
7. If you could only write one story in your entire writing life, which would it be?
The evasive-but-true answer is whatever story God desires me to finish, but the story most important to me is currently titled The Carpenter’s Sons, and I do hope it will be a published novel sometime before I die. Ideally, it’ll be a pleasing blend of influences (Tolkien, Brian Jacques, Rosemary Sutcliff, R.L. Stevenson, and George MacDonald most notably) filtered through the better parts of my imagination, and all by the grace of God.
8. If you could change the ending to a favorite story, which would it be?
I’d like to make the ending of Rosemary Sutcliff’s The Eagle of the Ninth a bit more romantic, between Marcus and Cottia. It’s nice as it is, but it’s the only part of the book that feels even slightly less than perfect to me. A bit rushed, mainly, as if their romance was an afterthought (although their friendship itself is very well developed).
Tag some other bloggers who have fewer than 200 followers
- Brenton Dickieson
- Manoah’s Wife
- Matt Schneider
- Urania, Terpsichore, Melpomene, Thalia, Calliope
- Tyler Tichelaar
- The Golden Bookwyrm
- Emily Kazakh
(Of course, as with always when I tag people, you’re not obligated to participate, and you can participate even if I neglected to tag you. But if you do participate, please let me know somehow, because I really want to read your answers to the questions below!)
Questions for the Tagged
1. If you could choose one fictional creature to be your pet/animal companion, which would you choose and why?
2. Name a favorite moment of yours from any movie released in the 1980s and explain why.
3. If you had to be chased by some hostile fictional creature or character, through a fictional landscape, which ones would you choose and why?
4. In-N-Out, Five Guys, or Chik-Fil-A?
5. Name a song you really like from a musical genre you don’t generally like and explain why this one works for you.
6. What is, in your opinion, the best portrayal(s) of the Elves/Fair Folk/Faeries in film? Multiple choices are permitted, but you must say why you think your choices are so good.
7. What was the last black-and-white film you saw, and what did you think of it?
8. What did you think of the new trailer for The Desolation of Smaug?
*Extra special gold star points and cookies to whomever can name what movie this line comes from.